Media interest in the Ugly Gardens Project
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We've never sought interest from the media. That anyone besides zines and blogs would cover it is testament to the stupidity of certain sections of the mainstream media. But here we go...
4th April 2003 - NTK
Need To Know is an "underground" techie newsletter written by clever monkeys who play computer games for a living. No really, I've met one of them. They gave us this briefest of mentions:
26th June 2005 - Bedfordshire on Sunday
All those years ago, we had speculated about this venerable rag's chances of passing across our pages. Almost three and a half years later, the plucky Mr Alder said:
The result can be seen in the link given above, or with this lovely scan. We are propelled from mischief makers into vigilante inspectors.
27th June 2005 - local radio
First Three Counties Radio email me. They would "like to speak to you on our Beds & Herts Breakfast programme tomorrow, about the ugly gardens project". Why?
28th June 2005 - a deluge
After a quick interview the day before, the Daily Mail run an article. Quite why aesthetically challenged gardens warrant a full page in a national daily can only be known to the editors and hacks on the Daily Racist. Trademark writing skills are manifest in the opening paragraph:
I receive emails suggesting that we might have been on Radio4. Lo and behold, I find an audio clip of the newsreader on the BBC's flagship programme, Today, informing early birds about the project. Insane. Listen to an OGG Vorbis recording.
At a lively 7.38am I get the following:
Followed by this, sent at 7.59am:
I'm not awake at this point, so when I download my mail I also get the following:
My prompt answer to all three is: No thanks. Shropshire? They're on the wrong side of England. Anglia TV have obviously run out of stories about angry farmers and court cases that began five years ago but that still warrant coverage. The third email only confirmed my suspicion that Richard & Judy is the Daily Mail's TV division. Could you imagine the horror of sitting in a TV studio discussing the project with celebrities?
Not deterred, the emails keep arriving:
I called her, and it turns out that the Daily Mail suggested we will be doing Swindon next. That's what you get for an off the cuff comment. She's dissappointed that we aren't.
At 11:22am I get the last media approach:
I have to admit, I was tempted, if only to suggest on national TV that a publisher ought to approach us. The thought of The Sounds of Bedford audio CD bundled in with a stupid stocking filler packed with photos of gardens was too much for me. But the thought of looking like an idiot discussing gardens with a celebrity on national TV, and blocking real news, put me off.
3rd July 2005 - Bedford has its revenge
Letters page in the Beds on Sunday:

26th July 2005 - Amateur Gardening?
Alas I was greedy and asked if they might pay us for the use of the photographs. No response, no coverage. Life moves on.
I'm still waiting for an approach from Le Monde.