Submitted by Peg-Leg-Willy (not verified) on 13 February, 2007 - 03:54.
Arrrg, Mattie,
(me maths not so goood)
We'll hunt and find that blight of nature then tie the scoundrels flesh to the yardarms. There he he will be humiliated through to his soured bones by dancing mermaids and me crews gauntlet of well practiced funny faces. These horrors of man and womanfish will be seared into the scuttle-butts pea sized cranial bowl, to bubble for the rest of his withering futures lifetime.
Arrgg and double arrrge and an half, a life of whoa to he!
(and we'll put somethings in a bottle and set them off to you.)
© Tom Chance 2001-2007. 
Arrrg, Mattie,
(me maths not so goood)
We'll hunt and find that blight of nature then tie the scoundrels flesh to the yardarms. There he he will be humiliated through to his soured bones by dancing mermaids and me crews gauntlet of well practiced funny faces. These horrors of man and womanfish will be seared into the scuttle-butts pea sized cranial bowl, to bubble for the rest of his withering futures lifetime.
Arrgg and double arrrge and an half, a life of whoa to he!
(and we'll put somethings in a bottle and set them off to you.)